THE GUT DECODE

Your symptoms aren’t random. Let’s get to the root of what’s really going on.

You’re doing everything ‘right’—but still bloated, reactive, and low-key exhausted.

The bloat, the breakouts, the low energy, the food reactions—it’s not all in your head.

But guessing your way through it isn’t working either.

If you want results, you need real data.

The Gut Decode is a one-time session built around the GI MAP —aka, a functional lab that shows what’s actually happening in your gut.

Well look at:

  • ✖️ Bacterial imbalances → that could be driving bloating, inflammation, or food sensitivities

  • 🧪 Enzyme + digestive function → to see if you’re actually breaking down and absorbing food

  • 🔥 Gut lining + immune markers → to understand inflammation or potential leaky gut

  • 🧫 Hidden infections or overgrowth → like parasites, yeast, or H. pylori

You get the what, the why, and expert insight into what it all means—without signing up for a full coaching container.

WHAT You GET:

🧪 Your GI MAP test, shipped to your door

💬 A 1:1 interpretation session where I walk you through your results*

🧠 A clear understanding of what your test shows—and how it connects to your symptoms

📩 A recap summary so you know exactly what to focus on next

$360 investment

*This isn’t a full plan—it’s your foundation. If you want to go deeper, you’ll have the option to work with me 1:1 afterward (at a discounted rate)

let’s break down your investment

Wondering where your money’s going? Let’s break it down.

Your $360 investment covers two parts:

  • 🧪 $327 → GI MAP lab fee

  • 📝 $33 → Processing fee
    (Paid directly to the lab through my platform)

  • 💬 FREE → My time analyzing your results + our 1:1 interpretation session

This is a low-commitment way to get expert insight without jumping straight into a full coaching container.

THIS IS FOR YOU IF...

  • You’re doing all the “right” wellness things but still feel off

  • You’re over being bloated, reactive, or confused about what to eat

  • You’re not ready for a full coaching package—but you are ready to stop guessing

  • You live outside the US or in NY, NJ, or RI (due to lab shipping restrictions).

  • You are looking for a custom protocol or ongoing support – but you can always add that on later.

THIS IS not FOR YOU IF...

Let’s decode what’s really going on in your gut.

Ready for real answers? Book your Gut Decode now, and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

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  • The Gut Decode is a one-time session built around the GI MAP stool test to help you figure out what’s actually going on in your gut. You’ll get expert interpretation of your results, insight into how they connect to your symptoms, and clarity on what to focus on next—without the guesswork.

  • Not a full protocol—and that’s intentional. This session is built to give you clarity and data, not more overwhelm. If you decide you want deeper support after the session, you’ll have the option to roll your session into a full coaching container at a discounted rate.

  • At this time, the Gut Decode is only available to U.S. clients—excluding NY, NJ, and RI—due to lab shipping restrictions. (I know, annoying!) I’m working on expanding access in the future.

  • Once you purchase, you’ll get an email with everything you need to get started—how to collect your sample, how to book your results session, and what to expect. I’ll walk you through the process step-by-step, so you’re supported the whole way.